Here is perhaps the funniest and most popular video on YouTube right now. Its the  ventriloquist Jeff Dunham with his puppet, Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Its a must -watch. Trust me. You don’t want to miss out on this one.

Views: 78,155,607 as of 31/12/2008

Achmed makes fun of Saddam’s mustard gas, and of Lindsay Lohan, this is the pure story of a suicide bomber who exploded accidentally after activating the bomb and setting it to 30 minutes, but the bad thing was that it exploded after 4 seconds. Achmed hopes he will get his 72 virgins, but he gets shocked when he finds out they didn’t specify that the 72 virgins will be females.

Achmed: “Two Jews walk in a bar…”

Jeff: “No, no.”

Achmed: “What, you don’t let Jews in your bar? You racist bastard.”

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Achmed: Wait. If I am dead… Oh! That means I get my 72 virgins! (looks at audience) Are you my virgins? I hope not!

Dunham: Why?

Achmed: There is a bunch of ugly ass guys out there! If this is Paradise, I’ve been screwed!

Dunham: Well did they say there would be only female virgins?

Achmed: Holy crap!

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There are also other snippets that purposefully underline the ridiculousness of the situation, such as:

Dunham: “How do you spell your name?”

Achmed: “Oh let’s see…. A… C… phlegm…”

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Dunham: If you have been in my suitcase all this time, how have you been getting through security at the airports?

Achmed: Oh that’s easy, they open the case and I do ‘elloooooooooooooooooooo I am Lindsay Lohan!

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Dunham: “So I guess you’re Muslim?”

Achmed: “I don’t think so.”

Dunham: “You’re not Muslim?”

Achmed: “No. Look on my ass, it says ‘Made in China’.”

But his best line is without a doubt when he raises his eyebrows when people laugh and he shouts, “Silence, I kill you!”

Check it out!

Death and Life

– Charles Carroll Bombaugh, Gleanings for the Curious from the Harvest-Fields of Literature, 1890

Also seen at Futility Closet.com

Now here is another friend of mine. Goutham DL. Better know as Maga at NITK. Now let me tell you all, a story about Maga.

In his 1st year at  NITK, maga went for a jive workshop.  No, he didn’t have the balls to ask the girl, he was set up by another girl from his class. Now maga liked the workshop a lot, he learnt to jive. And then maga came to the room and told us how good he is at jive. So then we, his roomies, Vikram and me, were curios, so maga even gave us a demo. Vikram even offered to serve as partner. So here is the video of Maga doing the jive…

Wot e dancer! Wot e performance!

Funnily, people think how can maga be doing this? But i don’t know why. He used to do these kinda things all the time at the room.

Now here is my friend Chinmaya Holla. Not known to many is his great singing talent. So here is holla singing khwaja mere khwaja from the movie Jodha Akbar. For those of you who cant view the video coz of plugins, sad.
For those who have to wait to watch it, please do so. Its good.