Here is perhaps the funniest and most popular video on YouTube right now. Its the  ventriloquist Jeff Dunham with his puppet, Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Its a must -watch. Trust me. You don’t want to miss out on this one.

Views: 78,155,607 as of 31/12/2008

Achmed makes fun of Saddam’s mustard gas, and of Lindsay Lohan, this is the pure story of a suicide bomber who exploded accidentally after activating the bomb and setting it to 30 minutes, but the bad thing was that it exploded after 4 seconds. Achmed hopes he will get his 72 virgins, but he gets shocked when he finds out they didn’t specify that the 72 virgins will be females.

Achmed: “Two Jews walk in a bar…”

Jeff: “No, no.”

Achmed: “What, you don’t let Jews in your bar? You racist bastard.”

 

 

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Achmed: Wait. If I am dead… Oh! That means I get my 72 virgins! (looks at audience) Are you my virgins? I hope not!

Dunham: Why?

Achmed: There is a bunch of ugly ass guys out there! If this is Paradise, I’ve been screwed!

Dunham: Well did they say there would be only female virgins?

Achmed: Holy crap!

 

 

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There are also other snippets that purposefully underline the ridiculousness of the situation, such as:

 

Dunham: “How do you spell your name?”

Achmed: “Oh let’s see…. A… C… phlegm…”

 

 

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Dunham: If you have been in my suitcase all this time, how have you been getting through security at the airports?

Achmed: Oh that’s easy, they open the case and I do ‘elloooooooooooooooooooo I am Lindsay Lohan!

 

 

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Dunham: “So I guess you’re Muslim?”

Achmed: “I don’t think so.”

Dunham: “You’re not Muslim?”

Achmed: “No. Look on my ass, it says ‘Made in China’.”

But his best line is without a doubt when he raises his eyebrows when people laugh and he shouts, “Silence, I kill you!”

Check it out!