Well, there comes a time in a blogger’s life where he posts text details of a particular funny chat he’s had and I’m sure you must have read one of them.  Some guys even post chats where they assumed the identity of a hot young girl from wonderland and fooled some idiot into chatting. Well, so even i wanted to post some chat, so here is my 1st chat-details-post. 

Chat: with Abhijeet. 20/09/2008

for those who dont know, FuFy is Fcuked up Final years. Final block ground floor guys, who play carrom till 5 am, then go to Tadambail for puri bhaaji, come back, sleep, and get up only in the afternoon. Chinmaya Holla is the convenor of FuFy and the reason why people became FuFy. Anyway, read on.

Yatin Status: Fat people are harder to kidnap.
Abhi Status: FuFY

Abhijeet:  this meant for nd?? :D

Sent at 9:41 PM on Saturday

Yatin:        :P   im also getting fat
Abhijeet:   u r halfway there man
                    nd is already there  :D
Yatin:         monk too :)
Abhijeet:   did dilip sleep off by any chance??
Yatin:         yeah
Abhijeet:    when i called there was no reply
Yatin:         he’s sleeping
                    i saw thru window
Abhijeet:    he s fucked man
Yatin:          no dude
                     he slept now
Abhijeet:    he ll wake up at 4
Yatin:          will get up at 9 tom
                     he sleeps 12 hours rem
Abhijeet:     yeah that might happen :)
Yatin:          yeah
                     he’l get up for breakfast in mess
                     im telling u
                     vl burn holla
                     no need to burn the carrom board and anything
                     today holla isnt ther
                     and nobody has even come to his room
Abhijeet:     yeah i think so
                     lol..actually true man
                    

Yatin:          why waste the board
                     or the room

Abhijeet:     as soon as he comes tom

                     lets put some kersosene on him
Yatin:          nice nice
Abhijeet:     and light him on fire!!
Yatin:          how about we gpl him 1st
Abhijeet:     (evil laugh)
                     hohahaa
Yatin:          its muhahahahha
Abhijeet:     yeah that ll do just fine
                     ok muhahahahha
                     so its gpl,then burn him
                     agenda set for tom
Yatin:          yes
                     done
Abhijeet:     cool..u get the kerosene
                     i ll get the matchtick
Yatin:          hair oil burns?
Abhijeet:     lol..like crazy
                     that ll do as well
Yatin:          nice…
                     then after the sacrifice
                     our cycles will be fine
Abhijeet:     yes..we shall be back to NORMAL
Yatin:          yes
Abhijeet:     and our status pics can be our faces again
Yatin:          and if u think about it
                     burning sum1
                     coz of this
                     does actually indicate we’re fucked up
                     so if we want
                     we can still call ouselves fufy
Abhijeet:     yes sir,we ll still be fufy
                     and monk shall be our leader
                     not holla
Yatin:           yes
Abhijeet:     then we can hatch a plan to burn monk as well
                     and so on..
Yatin:           naice
Abhijeet:     like the joker in dark knight
Yatin:          yes yes
                     finally u will be con
                     and il be joint con
                     till i burn u off as well
Abhijeet:     and we shall rule FUFY
Yatin:          nice
                     maybe we can allow kaya then
Abhijeet:     sure,we ll see who burns whom
Yatin:          if we really need members
                     we can take kaya and burn him
Abhijeet:     yeah,shortage of members :D
Yatin:           if he hasnt killed hiumself by then

Abhijeet:     yeah,he ll be there only to get burnt
Yatin:          then vl have a fest
                     burn.burn again. FUFYineer
Abhijeet:     nice dude..when we are jobless,we are really creative!!
                      :)
Yatin:          yes!
                     but lets at least gpl holla tom
Abhijeet:     yeah lets do that
                      kick his ass real bad
Yatin:           yeah
                      vl save him to be burnt some other day
Abhijeet:     lol ok

Sent at 10:02 PM on Saturday